Loser Chef's Diary: A New Paradigm for 21st Century Cooking

Before going to sleep, LoserChef would like to also present the Puklear Weapon. This is also the first dish that was made from stolen ingredients (having invaded a former girlfriend's apartment using a spare key that was trusted to LoserChef, unmistakably a mistake), earning LC the secondary title, GuerrillaChef.

Ingredients are unknown (whatever had begun to rot in gf's fridge while she was gone) except fresh mushrooms. LoserChef announces plans for upcoming book "How to Cook Friends and Influence Cabbage" --a single-page edible book printed with soy-based ink (also available as an e-book that can be sneezed upon).