Saturday, June 17, 2006

 

MY DISH WON AN AWARD!!!!!!!!!!!

This is the ultimate in loser cooking so far. This dish has actually won an award (see below).

Ingredients: unidentified lettuce-like veggie (most probably cabbage), carrots, celery, onion, tofu, ground black pepper, garlic, raisins, zante currants, cashews, water, flax seeds, pomegranate sour (the latter two were added after cooking).

Method: What method? There is none, haven't you read the manifesto yet? Well, I started chopping up the lettuce-like veggie and put it in a saucepan. I first started cooking a non-liquid dish, but the veggie was burning and sticking so I added a little bit of water. As I chopped and dumped the other ingredients, I added more and more water. I got really emotional when chopping up the onions, I cried.

The water started boiling and I let it boil for about 25-30min. The tofu was silken so it broke down into very small pieces. I added flax seeds and pomegranate sour before serving.
This dish was such a great example of loser chef's cooking that I immediately set up the 1st International Loser Chefs' Cooking Convention. I attended the convention by myself and I picked myself as judge. I then awarded this dish the 1st International Ultimately Tasteless Dish Award. There was plenty left which I will eat for dinner. This was very efficient and very nutritious. So immensely satisfying...

# posted by Adil @ 8:36 PM
Comments:
I have no constructive comments for this dish -- since it is an award winning food, I will let it stand in its awesomeness.
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 2:17 AM
 
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